PJ Time

After being away for a long time, I finally got some time and a few PJs to share...

Vimal: You are taking good photographs.
Leeni: Thank You.
Vimal: Good to know that you are learning something from me.
Leeni: Yes, how not to take Photographs.
Vimal: ?!?!?!

Vimal: I saw Paris Hilton

Leeni: Really! where?!

Vimal: Then I saw Paris Holiday Inn and Paris Mariott as well

Leeni: How did I fall for that?

Vimal: I haven't eaten anything since morning.

Amith: Oh Shoot.
Vimal: I can't, don't have a gun with me.
Amith: He... He... He...


In Dubai

Malcolm: This building you see here is a villa that belongs to this Sheikh
Vimal: See macha one shake only he got a villa, imagine if he had to shake 2 - 3 times what all he'll get.
Malcom: Shut up man.

Staring at a huge aquarium that also had a couple of divers besides the the giant fishes.

Russel: What if those sharks eat those guys?

Vimal: They wont, all those sharks are vegetarian.

Russel: But what if those guys are also vegetarians?

Vimal: ?!?!?!?!?

Malcolm: Leeni, don't be sarcastic.

Vimal: She cannot be sarcastic.
Malcolm: Why?
Vimal: She can only be Madamcastic.
Malcom: Shut up man.

Vimal: Do you have space in your shoe rack?

Amith: Space is up above the sky macha.

Vimal: ?!?!?!

At a Restraunt,

Amith: What OS does your phone runs on?

Roy: Some Crap OS, at the end of the day its a micromax.

Amith: What is it in the morning?

Vimal: Oh Shit. What is it from morning till evening?

Roy: ?!?!?!?!

Roy: I ate stomachfull.

Vimal: How was that dish? Tasty?

Roy: ?!?!?!?!

Vimal: You'll have to share my rice also.

Amith: Let me first share my own rice.

Vimal: ?!?!?!

Russel: Where is Amith?

VImal: He is in Poland.

Russel: Which Pole end he is in?

Vimal: ?!?!?!?

Vimal: With this new feature in your car, when you lock the door all the widows close by itself is it?

Leeni: Yup, except Microsoft windows all other windows close.

Vimal: ?!?!?!

Colleague: He must still be jet lagged.

Vimal: He cannot be jet lagged.

Colleague: Why?

Vimal: Because he flew Emirates, so he'll have emirates lag.

Colleague: Oh God!

Leeni: That was a very good photograph. Your shots are good.

Vimal: Yes he buys his shorts from Hum India.

Leeni: How much is the ticket?

Guy at the counter: One Moment.

Leeni: That all, ok let's pay him 2 moments.

Vimal: The bus left?

Leeni: Then what? If you walk 5 times in one frame like Rajini Kanth and come who will wait?

Vimal: ?!?!?!

Leeni: I'm Ok

Vimal: I though you are O'Connor

Russel: That's what the K is for.