PJ Time

Amith: What's the difference between a well and a borewell?
VImal: A borewell is a tenured well that is bored of doing the same job over and over again.
Amith: he.. he.. he.. good one.

Friend (reading a signboard on a highway): Don't mix drink and drive.
Vimal: Ya mix drink with soda.
Friend: ?!?!?!?!?

Vimal: Hey Russel did you see that board over there?
Russel: No what does it say?
Vimal: It says plot for sale.
Russel: OK plot it and sell it.
Vimal: ?!?!?!?!?!?

Upon reading a sign board that said 'Caution - Men at work.'

Leeni: Obviously, if women were working there would be no need to caution anybody.

Colleague: I can never get a brain fever because there is no brain in my head, its empty. he.. he.. he..
Vimal: Dude don't say that loud, the admin guys will put up 2 cubicles in your head then.
Colleague: ?!?!?!?!?!?

Leeni: Sewag's hit 100 in 30 odd balls, what an innings.
Russel: Obviously if you drop him twice that is what will heppen.
Unni: He was dropped twice?!?!?! How
Vimal: They dropped him once when he hit it close to the boundry.
Unni: Yes when did they drop him the second time?
Vimal: Then they showed the action replay and again they dropped him.
Unni: ?!?!?!?!?!

Colleague: Hey for a minute I saw that guy and thought he was Karthik

Vimal: Which Karthik?

Colleague: Karthik Gangadharan.

Vimal: Why will you think that guy is Karthik?

Colleague: He was short.

Vimal: Hey comeon ya, don't be so mean. This guy is taller!

Colleague: I bought a bottle of wine in Frankfurt and not sure if I actually want it.
Vimal: Big deal, you're return journey is again via Frankfurt so return the wine when you go back and you will get more money in return.
Colleague: How?
Vimal: Well the wine will be a month older than it was when you bought it.
Colleague: ?!?!?!?!?

While negotiation on a night tour in Dubai,
Tour Agent: Do you have the local currency to pay?
Vimal: Well I've got two options to make a payment - credit card or kidney.
Tour Agent: ?!?!?!?!?

At empire after i had ordered for my Beja Fry, Amith asked for Aloo Jeera and the waiter said they don't have it.

Vimal: I'll ask him to bring Aloo and Jeera seperately, you'll eat it together?

Amith: Why don't you have beja and fry separately? Oh sorry forgot, since you don't have brain you'll one get fry.

Vimal: ?!?!?!?!?

Vimal: Hey that's an oxymoron.
Amith: No No you are a moron.
Vimal: ?!?!?!?
(Note: Pictures in this article have been randomly picked from google.)