PJ Time

On seeing a well,

Vimal: Hey is this a wishing well?

Russel: Yes you can sit here and keep wishing Good Morning, Good Afternoon....

Vimal: ?!?!?!?

Leeni: This guy was an expat in Poland.

Vimal: Sorry who spat on me?

Renzil: Your Ex Spat on you.

Everyone: Ha ha ha

Vimal: If you guys keep pulling my leg I'll commit suicide.
Leeni: Don't give us false hopes like this Vimal.
Vimal: ?!?!?!?!?!?

Vimal: I Know Salsa, Jive and Salsa & Jive.
Leeni What is salsa & jive?
Vimal: salsa & jive is when I confuse between the two and mix up the steps.
Leeni: Ha ha ha....

Chai: A while ago I gave an interview in Dell, but they couldn't affort me.
Vimal: Hmm....
Chai: The CTC offered was not that great.
Vimal: Oh you were talking about the CTC is it?
Chai: Hey Monkey.

Herby: Bugger number port from BSNL to airtel na, your phone is forever not reachable.
Vimal: No Herby I have full signal, see here. (showing the signal strength in mobile display).
Herby: That's a wallpaper.
Vimal:?!?!?!!?

Colleague: You got a new laptop?! How?

Vimal: Well, I was sitting by the river and working and my old laptop slipped and fell in the river. Then a godess came from inside the river with a macbook and asked if its mine, I said no. then she came back with a Dell Latitude, I said its not mine, then finally she came back with my HP Laptop and I confirmed its mine. As a token of appreciation for my honesty she gave me all three laptops and today I got the Dell Latitude to work.

Colleague: Oh God. forget it.



Colleague: Your error log says "Human Error?"
Vimal: Ya,  it means its an error that this guy is a human thats why he keeps making the same mistake again and again.
Colleague: Ha ha ha....

Herby: We are going to Bhagini now, you want to join?
Vimal: You are going to Bhagini now? How come?
Herby: We checked in the calendar and looks like now is an auspicious time that's why.
Vimal: ?!?!?!?

Amith:; Shut Up.
Vimal: Why are you talking to yourself looking at me?
Leeni: Good One.

Vimal: Do you know what an e-mail attachment is?
Colleague: What?
Vimal: When you grow fond of an email and become attached to it, its called email attachment.
Colleague: he he he...

Vimal: You've got cold?

Amith: Yes.

Vimal: Your nose is blocked?

Amith: Yes.

Vimal: You have headache also? 

Amith: Nope.

Vimal: Oh shit.

Amith: Why? What happened?

Vimal: If you had headache also, I would have recommended you to take Vicks acction 500.

Vimal: What time you said you are coming home?

Amith: I don't know.

Vimal: Interesting. How do i check for I don't know time in my watch? I can see only 1 to 12.

Here is an old incident I happened to remember. Once i'd gone to church street with my friend (in my bike) as my friend wanted to buy a mobile phone. A few yards after you enter church street (from Brigade Road) there used to be a mobile shop. As we didn't find any good deals there, we thought we'd go someplace else and checkout some deals. Without realising that Church Street was a oneway, we drove back into Brigrade Road. Just as we entered Brigade Rode, a cop appeared infront of us from nowhere similar to how God used to appear in indian movies in the 90's.

The cop spoke to us in Kannada, he said that we have come in the wrong side on a one way street and we have to pay a fine. Both of us did not much of kannada then (even now its the same case, but thats a different thing) so we spoke to the cop in english. We told him that we've driven in the wrong side for only about 10 meters and that he should pardon us and let us go. I don't think the cop liked our argument and we realised that the cop wanted to give it back to us propertly and that too in english!

He took us to the side, turned around and asked,
"I headache. OK. one table, ten tablet - headache headache?"
while we were still wondering what the hell just came out of his mouth, the cop came to the point,
"Same way 10 meters or 10,000 meters, offence is offence."
We wanted to laugh but in the best interests of keeping our chances of succeeding in our negotiations with the cop, we controlled our emotions. And as people strongly bound by the Indian Culture, we bribed the cop and got away.

(Note: Pictures in this article have been randomly picked from the world wide web via google.)