Vimal: You are taking good photographs.
Leeni: Thank You.
Vimal: Good to know that you are learning something from me.
Leeni: Yes, how not to take Photographs.
Vimal: ?!?!?!
Vimal: I saw Paris Hilton
Leeni: Really! where?!
Vimal: Then I saw Paris Holiday Inn and Paris Mariott as well
Leeni: How did I fall for that?
Vimal: I haven't eaten anything since morning.
Amith: Oh Shoot.Vimal: I can't, don't have a gun with me.
Amith: He... He... He...
In Dubai
Malcolm: This building you see here is a villa that belongs to this Sheikh
Vimal: See macha one shake only he got a villa, imagine if he had to shake 2 - 3 times what all he'll get.
Malcom: Shut up man.
Staring at a huge aquarium that also had a couple of divers besides the the giant fishes. Russel: What if those sharks eat those guys?
Vimal: They wont, all those sharks are vegetarian.
Russel: But what if those guys are also vegetarians?
Vimal: ?!?!?!?!?
Malcolm: Leeni, don't be sarcastic.
Vimal: She cannot be sarcastic.
Malcolm: Why?
Vimal: She can only be Madamcastic.
Malcom: Shut up man.
Vimal: Do you have space in your shoe rack?
Vimal: She cannot be sarcastic.
Malcolm: Why?
Vimal: She can only be Madamcastic.
Malcom: Shut up man.
Vimal: Do you have space in your shoe rack?
Amith: Space is up above the sky macha.
Vimal: ?!?!?!
At a Restraunt, Amith: What OS does your phone runs on?
Roy: Some Crap OS, at the end of the day its a micromax.
Amith: What is it in the morning?
Vimal: Oh Shit. What is it from morning till evening?
Roy: ?!?!?!?!
Roy: I ate stomachfull.
Vimal: How was that dish? Tasty?
Roy: ?!?!?!?!
Vimal: You'll have to share my rice also.
Amith: Let me first share my own rice.
Vimal: ?!?!?!
Russel: Where is Amith?
VImal: He is in Poland.
Russel: Which Pole end he is in?
Vimal: ?!?!?!?
Vimal: With this new feature in your car, when you lock the door all the widows close by itself is it?
Leeni: Yup, except Microsoft windows all other windows close.
Vimal: ?!?!?!
Colleague: He must still be jet lagged.
Vimal: He cannot be jet lagged.
Colleague: Why?
Vimal: Because he flew Emirates, so he'll have emirates lag.Colleague: Oh God!
Leeni: That was a very good photograph. Your shots are good.
Vimal: Yes he buys his shorts from Hum India.
Leeni: How much is the ticket?
Guy at the counter: One Moment.
Leeni: That all, ok let's pay him 2 moments.
Vimal: The bus left?
Leeni: Then what? If you walk 5 times in one frame like Rajini Kanth and come who will wait?
Vimal: ?!?!?!
Leeni: I'm Ok
Vimal: I though you are O'Connor
Russel: That's what the K is for.
