PJ Time

A very few that I managed to keep track of since the last post...


Vimal reads the fact of the day column from the news paper,

Vimal: Spotted bananas are generally sweeter.
Chai: Ya. That because they are almost completely ripe.
Vimal: No macha, only when a banana is spotted someone can eat it as say it’s sweet. If you don’t even spot a banana how will you ever know whether its sweet or not?
Chai: Ay IDIOT.

On seeing a Santro car with plastic covers on the seat,
Vimal: Some guy has bought a new SANTRO macha, this guy must have a very low self esteem to buy a santro.
Amith: Dude if he had an esteem for himself why will buy a santro?
Vimal: ?!?!?!?!?!?!

Unni was checking out a new car,
Unni: Its very spacious at the back.
Vimal: I know. See there is an AC vent here.
Amith: so there is no AC in the car anymore, it went.
Vimal: ?!?!?!?

Amith: What’s the name given to a Sardar character in any tamil movie?
Vimal: Punjab Singh.
Amith: But you can never call Daler Mehandi by that name.
Vimal: Why not?
Amith: Because his is Punjab Sang.
Vimal: ?!?!?!?!?

Russel & Amith had the same message tone in their phones for some time.
Russel: Macha please change your ring tone. Every time your phone rings I reach out to my phone thinking its ringing.
Amith: Same here.
Vimal: For this only you guys are getting confused, imagine the days when everybody used to havea land line.

Amith: Do you want to listen to Silent Music?
Roy: Yup.
Vimal: Cool. Let’s play that blank CD.
Roy: ?!?!?!?!!?