PJ Time

Vimal: Don't give us excuses, give us results.
Leeni: First give us a test naa then we will give you result.
Vimal: I shall have someone get back to you on that one.

Leeni: Oh, I forgot to call.... Shit.
Vimal: You know somebody called Shit!!!

Leeni: (while cooking egg) the yoke of this egg is light yellow in color! How is this possible?
Russel: May be this egg was laid in the shade...

@ Office during Lunch:
Vimal: Hey, have a bite.
Colleague: Thanks. (grabs a huge bite from what was offered).
Vimal: Dude I asked you to have a bite, not a kilo byte or a mega byte.
Colleague: ?!?!?!?

Chai: Guys I'm serious about this.
Amith: Ha, you are not serious. If you were serious you would've been in the hospital.
Chai: Oh God.

Leeni: I have this card but don't know what the pin number is.
Vimal: Give me the card and I will tell you the pin number.
Leeni: No I'm not giving you the card.
Vimal: Please... Please... Please...
Leeni: Ok. Here you go.
Vimal: (Looks on the reverse of the card and reads the CVV Number and says thats the pin number.)
Leeni: How is it the pin number?
Vimal: Its behind the card naa so technically its pin (pin in tamil means behind).
Leeni: ok.

Chai who used to have 2 cats in his house was once found walking a couple of dogs in the apartment premises.
Vimal: Hey Chai, your cats have really grown big man!!!
Chai: IDIOT.

While watching TV in Amith's place,
Vimal: Reduce the volume macha, your parents might wake up.
Amith: Bugger, my parents are not in town. They've gone to Hubli.
Vimal: I know. What I'm trying to say is that you've kept the volume so high that they can hear it in Hubli. That's why I'm saying you should reduce the volume.
Amith: Oh. I'll get back to you on this one.

Vimal: Aston Martin has been there for almost 97 years!!!
Amith: IBM has been around for more than 100 years.
Vimal: Who the hell cares?
Amith: Same here.
Vimal: I'm losing track of the things I'm supposed to get back to you on.

Vimal: Rajini Kanth's next cartoon movie is coming in 3D.
Amith: Really? Sultan?
Vimal: Ya but they've remaned it now.
Amith: To what?
Vimal: I Don't know.
Amith: Quite a funny name for a Rajini Kanth movie, 'I don't know.'
Vimal: ?!?!?!?

Leeni (to Vimal): You should've worn this shirt for the interview. Generally plain shirts are better than striped shirts for interviews.
Amith: I can't afford it.
Leeni: Why?
Amith: Imagine if a plane ticket can cost as much as 5000 bucks how much a plane shirt must cost?
Vimal: Bugger if you buy a shirt that is meant for a plane how the hell will you wear it?
Leeni: Oh God.

In a training session,
Trainer: People have different reasons to come to work. What is the reason you all come to work?
Amith: Money
Trainer: Are you talking about currency? Money?
Amith: No I was talking about this guy called Mani.
Trainer: ?!?!?!?

Trainer: Guys please spend the next two hours preparing for the exam otherwise you will not be able to clear your certification. If you have any doubts you can ask me.
Vimal: Can you tell us where the question papers for test is kept?
Trainer: Ha ha nice try, but guys please be serious. I am very serious when it comes to things like these.
Vimal: Oh. That's fine, so where are the question papers kept?
Trainer: ?!?!?!?