Work has kept me bugged and busy for the past 3 months and hence this series wasn't published for a while. I managed to compile a few funny moments or PJs this time around.
Vimal: What happens to White House when Obama is drunk?
Amith: What happens?
Vimal: It becomes "Tight House."
Amith: He he he...
Vimal to Leeni,
Vimal: Give me that bag, I'll carry.
Amith: You can't carry macha you are a guy.
Vimal: I shall get back to you on this one.
While driving up a hill during sunset,
Leeni: Wow look at the sky, what beautiful colors naa?
Vimal: What is more interesting is when God created the earth during black & white days, he still thought about all these beautiful colors that will come in the future and created it so well....
Leeni: What?!?!?
Russel: We can get up early in the morning tomorrow and come back to this hill to see the sunrise.
Vimal: You don't have to bother youself so much to see sunrise, if you want I can get it to our homestay. Just tell me whether you want to see the 100 grams packet or the 250 grams packet.
Russel: ___
Leeni: He chose to ignore what you said.
Amith, Russel and I were trying to open a wine bottle, the corck was so tight that we were unable to open it. We even tried a Swiss Cork Screw but was of no use, then
Vimal: With Swiss equipments we are unable to open a wine bottle, I wonder how in the olden days people like Jesus would have opened a wine bottle?
Russel: ?!?!?
Amith: ?!?!?
At a restraunt,
Vimal: (calls the waiter) Can I have some water please?
The waiter says yes, walks off and never returns.
Vimal: I'm sure that waiter is a kannadiga.
Russel: Why do you say that?
Vimal: I'm a tamilian, I asked for water and he has still not given me.
Amith: You can take mine if you want.
Vimal: Thank You (and emptys Amith's glass).
Russel: You've proven that you are a Tamilian.
Vimal: How?
Russel: You drank all the water.
Vimal: I shall get back to you on this one.
One of the senior executives in my organisation is a pakka tamilian. Now when I say pakka tamilian I mean people who think in Tamil, translate that into english in their mind and then speak. Generally there is a time lag when these people speak english. So in one of the reviews, this guy was furious about non performance and wanted to know what was going on. We wanted an explanation from us but he was so angry and wanted to say something in tamil but couldn't. I don't know if this dude translated his tamil thoughts in english in a hurry, he just looked at us and said, "DON'T TALK. TELL ME."